So late last night, clad in my jammies and caring a warm cup of tea, I worked tirelessly on a very special offering for you, my lovely fellow escapees of the 9 to 5. What is the offering? I’m getting to that! But first let me tell you about my quarter life crisis.
I’ve been avoiding telling anyone this but May 27th of this month I’m turning 25!! Aaaaahhhhhhh!!! All this turning a quarter of a century old has made me think lately about what I want to do with my life and what kind of impact I’m having on the world.
More or less for the last week I’ve been going between stages of serenity and insane ‘I’m getting old/I’m not far enough ahead’ freaking out. I blame it on our darn westernized ‘work ethic’ which takes no time for chill pills and lazy afternoons of espresso drinking like the Europeans. So what did I decide? I need to go to Europe, stat.
If your still with me we’ve gone from: developed something awesome last night in my jammies… to freaking out about my impending 25th birthday… to desperately needing to get the H-E-double hockey sticks out of the states and head for a land of espressos and fine wine.
What does that mean for you? It means 2 AMAZING consulting offerings and a kick butt virtual assistant finder!
Let me explain… I run a business, I have a condo, a car & I am working on FOUR other major projects that are taking lots of time and money… so instead of stretching myself thin I want to fund this much needed VaCa with my dear old brain power. Over the last few years of entrepreneurship I’ve learned a thing or two about a thing or two and for the next 30 days I am going to be offering consulting at a severely discounted cost than what I charge at my ‘real’ business (OracleLaunch.com). Shhh… Don’t tell my boss, one of the reasons I’ve gotta get out of here is because she’s such a tyrant and works me to death!
So here’s the brass tax, I am offering three kinds of packages:
- Radical Business Consulting: Is your business in a rut and you need some help spicing things up? Or maybe you’re just starting out on your entrepreneurial journey and want help picking a niche, developing a rocking business plan and ensuring that your venture will be unique and successful? If you answered yes to either of these than I’m your gal – I live, eat and sleep awesome business ideas and I can come up with some that will rock your socks and help you get on the road to profitability in no time! (1 hour of consulting)
- Rock Star Branding: I believe Rock Star’s are made, not born. And on that note – who says they have to be only in the music and movie industries? Why can’t their be motivational speaker Rock Stars, yoga teacher Rock Stars, even pediatrician Rock Stars? Truth be told there can be – the Rock Stars within certain markets are the ones who destroy the competition and have people craving their input. Rock Stars get all the girls (or guys), money and fame… why not tap that power for your niche? I’ll help you bring out your inner Rock Star no matter HOW boring your industry is and help you stand far out from the crowd. (1 hour of consulting)
- The Virtual Assistant Finder: You know Outsourcing is the best way to get your business up and going for a fraction of the cost right? So why not get started now! Outsourced workers range from $3-$8 an hour for AMAZING quality, talent and skill sets. I’ve been working with virtual assistants from the very beginning and my team is well equipped to help you find your perfect, outsourced soul mate! We review hundreds of applicants for your specific needs (which we assess through a thorough questionnaire) and hand you over the top 6 picks highlight the 2 we think are the absolute best of the bunch. No expensive recurring middle man fees, no hidden costs – just a one time finders fee and you’ve got the virtual assistant of your dream to help take your business to the next level.
Hop on over to Ooh La La consulting quick – PROMISE they are all super worth it and come with an 100% ‘kiss and make it better guarantee’ which will ensure you get your money’s worth no matter what! One last thing – though I love to do consulting with those awesome people who want me I do have limited time, I am going to be taking on as many consulting clients and a set number of virtual assistant finder gigs before I cut if off and have enough $$$ for my escape to Europe to be fully funded. Check the prices and do the math but it is well under 50 slots so hurry my loves!